Queen of the BEACH Tournament : Round 1 Day 2

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Welcome back to the Queen of the Beach tournament...

Day one saw fantastic action and some surprises as well!

Kate Upton proved why she is a favorite for the crown

Blake Lively surprised many with a convincing victory over Christina Hendricks

Yoko Matsugane buried Chrissy Teigen in a shocking result

and Hayley Atwell staked her claim to the crown with career defining victory over Sofia Vergara

The action continues today!
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Current Bracket








Kim Kardashian vs. Jessica Simpson
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The 5th match of the tournament was - if not the most eagerly anticipated - certainly the most over-hyped of the 1st round. Team Kardashian prominently featured Kim's rigorous training regimen on their cable TV show while Team Simpson found different, if no less intrusive, ways of getting Jessica's world class puppies in front of any camera they could, including an ATM camera outside a coastal bank branch and a traffic cam when she just happened to be doing her breast exercises wearing a teeny-tiny top in a crosswalk on a downtown LA street at rush hour, causing a massive jam. Both turned up on network TV and cable news shows who ran them non-stop on their nightly news 'celebrity' segments!

The two petite (5?3) women made up for their lack of height with prodigious bosoms and crowds (surprisingly equally divided male/female) lined up early to get prime front row seats for the show. Jessica introduced first in a red-white-blue, stars & stripes bikini, blonde hair loose and free; KK going all black, though her suit was even smaller than Jessica's so that from certain angles it was almost invisible. While the crowd was equally divided sexually, there was little doubt where allegiances lay as Jessica's most vocal fans were overwhelmingly female; Kim's backers mostly male....although to be totally honest, all the men weren't bashful when calling for (ad nauseam) a wardrobe malfunction.

At the opening bell, Simpson, ever the All-American good sport, came forward with a big grin and offered Kim a hand for a prefight shake. As she said, Good luck...Kardashian hauled off and slapped the grin right off Jessica's shocked face. In seconds, Simpson was trapped back against the ropes as Kim's world class rack pounded hers flat. The rest of the first round consisted of Kim's bowling ball boobs knocking Jessica's girls around like a couple of beach volley balls. Simpson was never able to get on track and after five minutes, the blonde was in visible shambles as she stumbled in shock back to her corner.

The second round was more of the same, with Kim using her lower center of gravity to get lower than Jessica as she kept constant pressure on Simpson whose rack was being ravaged by uppercutting shots she seemed to have no answer for. The few times Simpson tried to get low, Kardashian just bowled her over and each time, it took Jessica a little longer to get up. But in the end, it was Kim's end that did the trick as she finally managed to reverse sit herself on Jessica's face. Jessica?s fans around the world changed channels to avoid seeing their heroine finished off by the hated Kardashian , but those in attendance were not so lucky as they watched Kim?s ass devour Jessicas face all while the blondes battered boobs were played like bongos.

After 30 seconds of pure torture Jessica Simpsons lights went dim and the ringing of the bell declared Kim Kardashian the decisive victress.

Winner: Kim Kardashian, Rd 2, KO, Ass Smother


After: Kim made sure to bathe in the catcalls from her male fans as long as she could. Meanwhile it took 3 tournament officials to bring the broken blonde back to consciousness and pry her out of the sand Kims ass had buried her in. Many pundits wondered if Jessica?s bum shocked face was that of a woman who had seen her last match.



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Salma Hayek vs. Abigail Ratchford

The race isn't always to the swift, nor battle to the strong; but that's the way to bet is an old boxing axiom often true here as well. Bettors laying their hard-earned fantasy bucks this fight took the advice to heart and made the taller, heavier, better endowed Ratchford a heavy favorite over a woman almost twice her age!

For Salma Hayek, no newcomer to these contests, facing a woman taller, or heavier, is nothing new. Less often has she come up against a superior rack, but it's happened to her a few times in 50 years! But seldom has she come up against someone who held EVERY advantage over her - although if she keeps entering these contests at her age, it'll happen more and more frequently! But Salma's a fighter and she didn't hesitate to get in the opening salvo in this battle as she charged out, leaped off her feet and with her arms spread wide, crashed nipples-first into Abigail's waiting bust. Ratchford didn't even acknowledge the impact with a step backward, she just wrapped her own arms around Hayek, bounced her a few times, then dropped to one knee and powered Salma's crotch down onto her planted knee.

Salma's breath exploded from her mouth in Abigail's face, her arms dropped limp at her sides as Ratchford stood up and shook her like a rag doll, then hopped and body slammed Salma Hayek flat on her back in the sand! Holding Hayek's arms spread wide, Abigail wriggled and squirmed up Salma's limp body until her breasts were perfectly aligned with Salma's before she slowly pressed down. As her big bosom completely overwhelming Hayek's, Salma's boobs disappeared under the swelling flesh of Ratchford's awesome assets until nothing of Hayek's was still visible....1....2....3

The Bell rang and Abigail Ratchfords name was on the map

Winner: Abigail Ratchford, Rd 1, Boob-to-Boob Pinfall



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Nicki Minaj vs. Lindsey Pelas

A newcomer to the celebrity beach fighting, Lindsey Pelas drew a lot of interest from spectator and competitor alike. The men wanted her number; the women wanted to determine for themselves if those are real? and her fellow competitors just wanted to flatten her to show they could. All in all, it was an interesting first day for the youngster as Salma Hayek had referred to her in an interview.

Rd 1 Pelas nerves showed as she was too cautious and the veteran boob battler Minaj got the jump on her and, as Pelas later admitted, She's a lot better'n the college girls i had been fighting?. Minaj ended the first round giving the cornered Pelas' puppies the old one-two as she boob battered her with sweeping back and forth swipes of her own famous frontage.

Rd 2 Pelas finally gained her footing and she battled Minaj to a standoff for much of the round before coming on like gangbusters in the final minute as Nicki Minaj appeared to run out of gas as her pace slowed visibly.

In Rd 3, Pelas and Minaj again were even until midway in the round when Pelas dug deep inside herself and went on a roll. From there she dominated Nicki Minaj down the stretch. The resulting split decision was a foregone conclusion and even Minaj admitted her conditioning hadn't been what it should and Pelas deserved the win. But Nicki refused to speculate on Lindsey's chances going forward, I have friends in this competition who wouldn't like me talking about them.

Winner: Lindsey Pelas, 2-1, Decision





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Beyonce vs. Kylie Jenner
Beyonce's not a familiar name on the beach fight circuit, though she's been active in celebrity boxing, wrestling and MMA for years. Beyonce's husband encouraged her to up the level of her competition and so, here she is on the sand! Beyonce?s legion of fans had the pop stars name in serious consideration to become Queen of the Beach. However some sharp bettors went against the Bey Hive as her odds improved.

Kylie had little track record but much hype. Social media was plastered with videos of the young socialite training and showing off her now famous assets. Jenner was pestering Beyonce for weeks on instagram and twitter declaring that Queen Bey?s time was over. Beyonce didn't respond to the taunts, she didn't need to, her legion of fans commented on Kylies posts thousands of times over.

Two women with close to the same measurements and only Kylie's age would seem to give her any advantage; although Beyonce's experience could well offset that, and may even prove to be an advantage for the older woman. Beyonce's iconic ass was predicted by many to be the trump card in the matchup, but some wondered if Kylie was indeed Queen Beys match.

Rd 1 provides the crowd with plenty of chances to scream for their favorite as first Beyonce, then Kylie, gains (and then loses) the upper hand. Beyonce using more power moves while young Jenner focuses on finesse or agility as the basis of her attack and defense. Neither with any prolonged dominance, which analysts will later claim favored the less experienced Jenner where they'd all expected Beyonce to be more calm in front of a boisterous crowd, yet she seemed to be more nervous in the ring than Kylie.

Rd 2 Kylie begins to come into her own as a fighter, upping her game, taking the fight to Bey on more and more occasions Beyonce looks more tentative than the 1st round, it's as if she's afraid of making a mistake or maybe she doesn't want to look bad in her debut beach match. Five minutes is a long time for someone who's not well trained and Jenner's fitness level seems to be better than Beyonce's as the older singer appears winded late in the round.
Rd 3 Beyonce is really laboring and it's all Jenner from the bell to the finish as she takes control of Beyonce and wrings her out until the singer looks like a limp dishrag. As if being soundly dominated by the much younger member of the Kardashian Klan Beyonce suffers the ultimate humiliation - that of being snuffed out by a youngster using her own famous finishing move to eliminate her from the tournament in her first match!
Winner: Kylie Jenner, Rd 3, Ass Smother

After Beyonces legion of fans were astoundingly silenced on social media when Kylie Jenner planted her foot between their Queens shallow breathing tits raised her arm high and took an Instagram breaking selfie.






Another exciting day of action comes to a close with top half of the Bracket set For Round 2 !

Kate Upton will face a tougher task in Blake Lively

Hayley Atwell meets Yoko Matsugane in busty UK vs Japan showdown

Kim Kardashian will look to derail Abigail Ratchford

Lindsey Pelas and Kylie Jenner decide who has the top young guns

Stay tuned for the conclusion of Round 1 !